And the winner of our mascot poll is...(drum roll) ENKI! Yep, the lovable fur ball pictured above bested JT3 and Chico J Cat in the on-line balloting, garnering 42% of the total vote! Although Enki was unavailable for comment, her handler, Korina Myzee, thanked us and vowed to help Enki honor the obligations of the position. "She's not really a sports kinda dog, but she is really cute in photos," said Myzee, of the Haverford area. "I'm sure she will be great with some of the upcoming events." "What exactly does a Blog mascot really do, anyway?" she asked later.
Myzee also added that her camera friendly canine may be featured in an opcoming episode of 'House'. "The idea is that this little dog helps Dr. House cure an old man of pancreatic cancer. I don't want to oversell her performance, but let's just say that I cried."
The poll was not without it's share of controversy, however. Two animals were disqualified from the event due to obvious ballot stuffing. Ironically, the two animals were owned by Kayla Myzee, sister of Korina. "I think this sucks," the eldest Myzee told a slew of local reporters, "and guess what, she can forget about me watching that stupid House episode."
"It's just sad," the raven haired Korina responded, "but she'll get over it."
12 comments:
you gotta be freaking kidding. excuse this pun, you have gone to the dogs.
cute. finally something that doesn't make you swear.
This was rigged!
Chico is an Alley Cat! He didn’t even have a home before Brian took him in so he should not have been considered. As for JT3 – He is a human!!!
It may sound like sour grapes but it’s not that at all. Korina is just angry because my dogs are blue bloods and hers is a Yorkie Poo (that means a mutt). I wasn’t even notified of the contest until the picture submission deadline had passed.
That little rat dog has fleas anyway. There you go House. Let’s see you shake off fleas with one good leg.
If Kayla's monsters were better behaved like my BEAUTIFUL enki, maybe they wouldn't have devoured the notification that she received in the mail about the contest.
Oh, and - um - up yours!
That thing runs on batteries.
figures brian would have a stuffed animal for his mascot
...keep it up, you'll be wearing it's pelt on your head...
Cram it with walnuts ugly. Whoops, I mean Enki. You too Korina. At least my pure breeds don’t cry the second I am out of eyesight. I WANT A RECOUNT!
so does JT3
Again, JT3 is HUMAN! He does not get a say.
JT3 rules
does anybody have a picture of JT?
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