Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Hello Joey, Goodbye Limas

If anyone on your Christmas list was looking for the Limas Sweed jersey, you're in luck, as it will now be found on the discount rack at Sports Authority. The always reliable Post Gazette just broke the news that the Steelers plan to sign veteran wideout Joey Galloway today, after placing Sweed on the non-football illness reserve. This move very well spell the end of a remarkably unremarkable tenure in the Burgh by Sweed. One can only wonder what Sweed's mysterious illness is,...dropitis???
The inside note here is that the Steelers may also be planning on more four receiver sets in the remaining pair of games, as they used with tremendous success in their recent victory over the Green Bay Packers.

perhaps the extra shoulder pads caused all of Sweed's drops...

Thursday, December 17, 2009

As the Meltdown Continues

Entering Week Six of the Chernobyl experience that us devout Towel Twirlers regard as the Steelers' 2009 season, we got our latest journal entry from hitman Ryan Clark, who has turned his angst to the local media and fanbase. Of course, the Pittsburgh beat writers, all too willing to record every irate word that Clark uttered, had a field day with this latest rant.
Clark, losing all sense of reality and judgement, took a ridiculous left turn into the absurd when he likened the Pittsburgh media to their Eastern PA counterparts in Philadelphia, saying that this kind of slanderous and unduly harsh journalism is not found in the City of Brotherly Love. Buddy, here's a news flash from a Steeler fan living in Eagle Country...these guys sharpen their fangs after bad victories. The Philly media would be leading a riot comparable to post Rodney King Los Angeles, or the one from the opening of Shrek, had the Iggles put together a five week run like this.

I truly hope, that at some point, 'veterans' like Clark can just leave the talking on the field. In Clark's defense, I will say that the Post Gazette guys have been no help during this implosion, but, hey, take it from an esteemed member of the media; conflict, drama, and self destruction sells. Oh, time to see what Tiger Woods is up to!

Sunday, December 13, 2009

The Rise and Fall of Empires

A few months ago I posted an article on the signing of Brett Keisel and the recent reversal of trends on the North Shore regarding the awarding of contracts to guys over 30. A few of you offered comments, and we all agreed that Keisel's signing was a good thing, while acknowledging the potential pitfalls of the "rain forest" effect. Today, as the team and it's 2009 season are spiralling around the rim of the toilet bowl, everyone's favorite poison pen assassin, Edward Bouchette, issued a fairly well written and damning report regarding the result of this practice, and the ending of the current era.

If you don't feel like clicking on the link, I'll summarize Bouchette's obituary: while the Steelers made a great run from 2004 thru 2009 (which I recently dubbed the "Silver Era"), the front office took calculated risks in keeping an aging defense in tact, and now as this defensive unit looks suddenly and alarmingly geriatric, these moves seem to be, in hindsight, bad. Furthermore, with the potential losses of Breakfast Buffet Hampton and hitman Ryan Clark, and no true budding superstars waiting in the wings, this sinking ship could be at Titanic stage (post iceberg) once the off season mercifully arrives.

The reality here is that the Steelers are staring down the barrel of their first sub .500 season since 2003, and with some tough decisions ahead, this bad situation could become worse before it becomes better. How did this happen so quickly? It probably started in the off season of 2008 when the team extended the contract of ILB James Farrior, and began etching the script on the wall that the younger Larry Foote would be expendable. The trend continued when the team allowed young CB Bryan McFadden to enter his contract season without a deal in place. Then came the mega deal to the over 30 James Harrison, and then the Keisel deal in September, even as the team had drafted Ziggy Hood in the 1st round and had Aaron Smith locked through 2011, and Hampton without a new deal.

The purpose of these tactics, as we've discussed a few months back, was clear: win now at the risk of two things that had been staples in the Cowher era - youth development and age management. At midseason, with a 6-2 record, this all looked like smart casino logic. I think we all would have accepted a potential down season or two for another deep run this year or next. Now, all the armchair GMs are saying the same thing, the Steelers got themselves into a mess, and in a hurry, with no clear and easy exit strategy.

The armor started chinking when All Everything safety Troy Polamalu went down. Then we all saw that William Gay is really not an every down player on a team that wishes to win, thus causing a hindsight review of the McFadden exodus. Concurrently, Deshea Townsend somehow lost his technique as he stood in line for his social security check, and our one strong corner, Ike Taylor, added sloppy coverages and poor tackling to his resume, alongside the inability to catch anything beyond a cold.

At least the front seven are doing their part, right? Well, no. Thursday night's failure against the hapless Brownies reminded us of the painful effects of age. Farrior looked just plain old as he missed tackles and failed to run down ball carriers of any shape or size. Although James Harrison still has it on the edge, he is certainly not the player that blew up offenses and made game changing plays. The line is serviceable, but rarely delivers when it really needs to, in the fourth quarter. All in all, one big mess.

So what has to happen? In Mike Tomlin's press conference following the stunning home loss to the Raiders last week, he said he was looking for answers. Some of these answers will most likely be painful:
  • Casey Hampton. The team seemed to be ok with letting His Rotundness slip into his contract year. There had better be some kind of plan here, because neither Keisel or Hood are 3-4 nose tackles, and undersized Chris Hoke is most likely not the long term solution. Maybe Smith can get moved inside,...maybe. Maybe Hampton gets the franchise tag to buy one year. Maybe a free agent NT. Maybe the team moves to 4-3,...lots of maybes. Hampton devours running lanes as if they were made of cookie dough, and he is a principle reason the Steelers have been so stingy on the run this decade.
  • Farrior. MP recently stated that Farrior was probably the best free agent signing that the team has ever made. I will agree with that statement, but that signing was in 2002, and although Potsie's career in the 'Burgh was nothing less than stellar, well, you know what they say "he ain't getting any younger". The answer might be to just cut ties with Farrior in the off season, giving his duties to Lawrence Timmons, and putting Kerayon Fox in the MACK position. The other option might be to keep Farrior, and just alter his role, swapping he and Timmons and giving the elder the MACK duties. The third option would be to find the next Farrior, an undervalued free agent ILB to anchor the corps and serve as playcaller.
  • Deshea Townsend. Honestly, I don't see a scenario in 2010 that includes Townsend. He's had an admirable Steeler career, and he wears a pair of rings to compliment his efforts. As far as I'm concerned, watching him make that huge pick on Tony Romo on the jumbotron during Renegade is all I expect to see from #26 next year. Surely there is a Super WallMart that needs a new greeter.
  • Ike Taylor and William Gay. Now the loss of McFadden looms large. Hopefully Tomlin and staff can execute a reclamation project on both of these disasters. They have both shown the ability and desire, (moreso with Taylor), and hopefully some good coaching and tough love can get these guys back on track. I could live with a scenario that reduces Gay's role, maybe as a nickle or dime guy in 2010.
  • Youth movement. I guess we will see more of Joe Burnett and Keenan Lewis. I would expect that both of these young corners are viable candidates for more playing time this season and next. I guess I should also throw safety Ryan Mundy into this mix. All in all, I would imagine that at least one, if not two, of the first four picks in the 2010 draft will go towards the secondary, an area that has been sorely neglected in the last few drafts. The reality here is that the Steelers need to find at least one young playmaker in the secondary to compliment Polamalu.

With all these things being said, it's safe to assume that regardless of how the next three weeks play out, this team will be very busy in the off season. The 2010 draft and free agency period will suddenly be of utmost importance to address and correct the 2009 shortcomings. Now, if you have any fingernails left to chew, ponder the latest speculations that the team may lose guru Kevin Colbert in the off season, and once again, one must picture those icy North Atlantic waters, only without the buxom Kate Winslet to rescue. We haven't even touched on the offense, although that solution seems obvious: re-allocate the beleagured Bruce Arians' spot in the lifeboat. Gregg Rodgers is calling for Charlie Weiss as the 2010 O.C. Hmmm, Charlie Weiss with Big Ben...

Before we, in MP's words, all climb to the top of the Clemente Bridge, let me leave you with this. The Steelers are one of the few teams that can figure this shit out quickly. I referenced the abortion of 2003, well, the follow up was a 15 win season and the emergence of savior Ben Roethlisberger. Let forget pride, let's put away our brazen "Got 6?" tee shirts, and let's stop worrying about our spot along the parade route this year. The only parades we should be concerned with right now should include a Snoopy float and Santa in a convertible. Let the smart guys get this team figured out. They will. The empire will rise again...

I'll hunker in the bunker and await your most inspired retorts...

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Like Son, Like Mother

In a season riddled with underachievement, and marred with embarrassments, the Pittsburgh Steelers just managed to earn yet another instant punch line, as Mildred Harrison, the elderly mother of linebacker James Harrison, has been arrested following a drunken brawl in Akron.

On this latest sad day in the Steelers' lost season, one can only think back to simpler times, when only our kickers were warranting assault charges. Of course, some analysts are rumoring the Steelers possible signing of Ms. Harrison, simply suggesting that she shows more tenacity than her son or his defensive mates.

Well, finally, someone unleashed hell...

Saturday, November 21, 2009

The Hines Ward Article


ode to a warrior

One of the favorite ongoing discussions/debates amongst us great and knowledgeable Pittsburgh sports fans is the future Hall of Fame status of current Steelers. Every fan of every team has a list of players that they think are bronze bust worthy, and I will maintain my previously stated position that I believe the current roster includes three future HOF'ers: Ben Roethlisberger, Troy Polamalu, and Hines Ward. I will refrain from using the word "lock", as I wish other fans would, simply, because all three of these gentleman are still not complete bodies of work and they all must continue along their progressive paths to Canton.
To fully understand and enjoy this debate, one must first appreciate that the NFL Hall of Fame is clearly the most selective of all sports Nirvanas. I think one of the pitfalls that we occasionally fall into is associating NFL HOF membership with the numbers driven halls like baseball or basketball. Numbers alone can get you into the NFL HOF, but they must be stellar. Ask a guy like Chris Carter.
There are few active NFL players that inspire greater Canton debate than Mr. Ward. With the Pro Bowl caliber numbers that #86 is shelling out thus far in 2009, he has now surpassed 850 career receptions and 10,000 career receiving yards. Great numbers, but in this day and age, certainly not enough to earn HOF induction. Take a look at this list of all time receptions leaders, and you will see the changes in trends over the years. In the glory days of Swann and Stallworth, 600 career receptions was an immortal milestone and worthy of a Canton bust. The NFL has steadily evolved into a pass happy league, and over time that threshold shifted to 700 catches, and now, I truly believe it would be tough for any current player to get inclusion with less than 900 grabs. With this continual air assault trend and improvements in sports medicine and conditioning systems which extend careers, there will eventually be a time when 1,000 receptions is the benchmark for HOF consideration.
This is where Ward becomes an intriguing study. Playing in a era dominated by offenses designed for more passes and catches, Ward has been the quiet understudy to the elite wideouts like Randy Moss, Terrell Owens, Isaac Bruce, Marvin Harrison, and Torry Holt. Most critics will quickly argue that Ward was simply not in this group, and never one of the best receivers of his generation. The fact that Ward is the prom night wallflower standing next to these radiant divas probably helps him. How so? Let me elaborate. The NFL media likes good stories. They like guys that are unique and can be held in exclusive categories. If these writers were zoologists, they would prefer the bizarre and differentiated creatures from the Galapagos Islands. (reference to the great MP). Ward is that strange and unusual animal.
Not necessarily a graceful strider with surgeon like fingertips, capable of making the human highlight film catches every Sunday, Ward is a delicate blend of average speed, great conditioning, acute savvy, Kevlar toughness, and eagle like field vision. Top these traits off with an undying desire to do whatever is necessary to help his team win, sprinkle on a triple helping of grit, and you have Hines Ward - possibly the most complete offensive player of his generation. The fact that Ward is closing in on 1,000 career receptions on a team that never employed West Coast offense tactics is amazing. Add the extra consideration that a huge chunk of Ward's prime years were in an offense led by some very average quarterbacks (aka the "Pre-Ben Era"), and it becomes more understandable of just why the HOF tag is now being used by folks not just in Western PA, but nationally. The simply reality is that if Big Ben breaks 4,000 passing yards this season, it will have been the first time in team history. Hines Ward has steadily amassed HOF caliber numbers in mostly ground attack offenses. Ward is not the jet-set gazelle like the Mosses and Holts. He is the working class guy. He's blue collar, not blue blood. He's the type of wideout that a city like Pittsburgh would crave...a linebacker stuffed inside a receiver's body.
Hines Ward wins. Ward plays big when big play is required. Think of all the epic come-from-behind wins that the Steelers have made over the last several seasons. These comebacks are generally associated with the heroics of Roethlisberger - and for the most part, rightfully so. But how many of those memorable drives involved at least one huge catch and run by #86. The play I'm describing is the one where he somehow finds that soft spot in a zone on a 3rd and something, makes that awkward body catch, and then extends the play by breaking a tackle or two. The play I'm depicting generally serves as an energizer to the rallying team. The guy has made a career off that kind of play alone, always with that signature smile on his face.
Ultimately, it will be Ward's role as the leading receiver on a consistently great team that serves as enhancement to his numbers, and earns him that bust. This is where the playing field begins to thin out dramatically: 2 Superbowl rings, 1 Superbowl MVP trophy, 14 post season games with 76 post season receptions. To date, Ward has been the leading receiver on 6 playoff teams, and 4 teams that reached the AFC Championship. These are the numbers that when combined with his growing regular season stats and his unmeasurables (down field blocking, All World persona) make him an NFL Hall of Famer. When folks will remember the great Steeler teams of the early 21st Century, they will first think of guys like Ben, Polamalu, and Hines Ward. If the 1970's was the golden era of Steeler football, then 2001 to the present must be the silver era. Ward is truly the only great standout spanning that entire period. He is a great player from a great team. That is what NFL writers look for, greatness on a great team. This is one of the factors that has lengthened offensive line anchorman Dermotti Dawson's tenure on the induction waiting list. He is associated with good teams, not great teams. The NFL media loves winners, and in a word, that is what Hines Ward is, a winner.
So, after clearly presenting all the evidence, ladies and gentlemen of the e-jury, I will now use that shunned word..."lock". Now, the burning question is when? First ballot selection is a rarity in the NFL, and that honor most likely won't be granted to an everyman like Ward. So when? This is a dynamic variable, and can be influenced by Ward and his mates. Ward's eventual induction day moves up with every catch, every touchdown, every Pro Bowl berth, and every deep post season run. Should he earn a third Superbowl ring, and gain 1,000 receptions and 100 TDs, I think a first ballot selection is a potential. Again, that likelihood may seem remote, but after watching this man overachieve for 12 years, what accomplishment wasn't (at some point) remote?

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

A Tough Spot

How strangely ironic that the Steelers' loss to the greatly improved Cincy Bengals on Sunday came on a weekend sandwiched directly between Halloween and Thanksgiving. Were our beloved Black and Gold simply masquerading as NFL powerhouses in victories over Minnesota and Denver, now waiting to be roasted and carved like turkeys by the quality AFC teams, or was Sunday's debacle just a case of a good team disguised as a mediocre team?
On a beautiful afternoon in which the Steelers celebrated Veterans Day by recognizing local heroes, the team looked like anything but the Band of Brothers that Ben Roethlisberger used as his rally cry catch phrase last season. (all apologies to all you Dick Winters fans).

At 6-3 and virtually 2 games behind the peeking Bungles, and now minus the service again of All World defender, Troy Polamalu, our boys in black find themselves in an awkwardly precarious predicament. A spot, however, they are somewhat accustomed to. We only need to turn the clocks back to 2005, when the team was banged up, struggling, and stagnant at 7-5, staring down the potential of a long off season. The response was an epic 7 game winning streak and a Superbowl victory. All this in a season in which the division was fittingly won by the Cincinnati Bengals. As a strange and possibly ironic footnote, this winning streak started just after a home loss to the Bengals, in a game that included a Cincy kick return for a TD.

Is that in the cards this year? Surely the team needs to win at least 5 of the final 7 contests to even sniff the playoffs, and probably more like 6 or 7 (with help) to resume their usual post as AFC North champs. Can this happen? Yes. Will this happen? Maybe. As Chris Berman often states in his annoying voice, "that's why they play the games." Anything can happen on any Sunday in the modern NFL. The Bengals can easily lose a few games. Somehow, I think that this Sunday in Oakland might be an upset special. Perhaps today's signing of lightning rod Larry Johnson will prove to be a mistake by Cincy, one that causes division in the clubhouse. Who knows...

As coach Tomlin maintains, we can only worry about ourselves. Now, more than ever this team needs leadership and heroics from Big Ben. Steeler Nation knows all too well that he is one of the few guys in this league capable of such a daunting task. The writers and readers of this column continually clamor for Ben's inclusion in the 'elite' talks. It's now his time to prove that he is truly worthy of the membership, and not just another guy wearing a mask.

I'll await the barrage of comments...

Friday, November 13, 2009

Mid Term Grades

For the third time in three seasons Mike Tomlin and the Steelers find themselves at 6-2 at mid season. In keeping the tradition of virtually every sports news outlet, PittsburghFan is once again prepared to issue mid term grades for our Black and Gold. Helping out this year with the grading will be our very own MP and JD McNugent. Away we go...

OFFENSE:
Quarterback:
Briwatt: A-
MP: A
JD: B+
MP: "Ben continues to grow as one of the elite."

Running Backs:
Briwatt: B
MP: B+
JD: B
Briwatt: "Rashard Mendenhall responded very well to Tomlin's challenge. Mewelde Moore proving again to be a versatile and important role to the offense. Can Willie make one more dash as a Steeler..."

WR/TE's:
Briwatt: A-
MP: A
JD: A
MP: "Addition of #17 makes them dangerous."
JD: "Ward and Holmes have been unstoppable while Miller has been clutch. Wallace now puts them over the top."

Offensive Line:
Briwatt: A-
MP: B
JD: B+
Briwatt: "Unheralded group that may be unjustly critiqued for last season's shortcomings. Consider that Ben holds the ball to ridiculous lengths at times before judging this crew on sack totals. Since Week 2 the run blocking has been up to the high standards set for a Black and Gold line."

DEFENSE:
Defensive Line:
Briwatt: B+
MP: B
JD: B
MP: "Given the injuries (Smith, Kirshke), perhaps this rating might be higher."

Linebackers:
Briwatt: A-
MP: B
JD: A
Briwatt:"After a sluggish start, this elite group is once again the heart and soul of the Steelers defense. Expect more from Woodley in the second half. Fox adds depth."
JD: "Harrison is a stud, Farrior is a tackling machine...now let's get Timmons healthy."

Defensive Backs:
Briwatt: C+
MP: B-
JD: A
Briwatt:"Potentially the Achilles heel. Loss of McFadden compromises depth. A healthy Polamalu makes up for a lot, however."

SPECIAL TEAMS:
Kickers/Punters:
Briwatt: B-
MP: B
JD: C
MP: "Still thinking about Chicago."

Return Units:
Briwatt: B-
MP: B-
JD: C
MP: "The big return against us still feels like it could happen at any moment."

COACHING:
Briwatt: A-
MP: B+
JD: A
JD: "In his third season, head coach Mike Tomlin has done a great job of forgetting he just won the superbowl. He has a five game winning streak after a 1-2 start. He has his team focused and on point like never before."

OVERALL:
At 6-2, this team is on pace to equal last season's 12-4 mark. That may be where the comparisons end. This team has a whole new look and feel, with an offense emerging and transforming alongside of it's blue chip quarterback. The team is just starting to play at the level it's capable of playing, on both of the ball. The special teams are still shaky, despite the return of punting phenom Daniel Sepulveda. All in all, this team is exactly where Coach Tomlin wants it to be...in the hunt and "on the rise".
GRADE: A-