Tuesday, July 31, 2007

My YouTube Tribute to Ohio Football

You can all thank Levittown's finest, Toney, for the strong encouragement of YouTube links. I want to first assure my boys at DoubleDumbAss that the Transformers and X Men links are safe. By the way, what's up with Justin's pink website??

Anyway, here are my favorite links that pay homage to our great football rivalries with our Ohio Brethren...

1. James Harrison embarrasses the entire city of Cleveland. This and this alone should give Harrison the starting job. Complete destruction of a shit head Brownie fan. Hollywood script writers could not have dreamt it up better.

2. Shit head Brownie fan apologizes to the team, to his team, to everyone...Priceless. By the way,...when in doubt, blame it on the beer.

3. Steelers over Bengals collection. Damn! That's just rude. Lana, my latex blow up doll, hasn't even seen abuse that bad.

4. A Smith sending Housh into next month. Now I understand why Hines Ward is getting alarmed. Umm, does anyone remember a guy named Donnie Shell?

5. This horny rascal is kicking it doggie style...yes, pun was intended. If I was a Brownie fan, I would be highly pissed every time I watch this.
6. We Dey. The night that got the SB XL ball rolling. Pass me the gummi bears, Justin.

Yeah, Hank, I am fucking ready for some football!!!!!!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

harrison rules

Anonymous said...

Stark's take on the bucs...

Pirates of the Alleghenys

Morris
The Giants' brass was sitting around its suite Tuesday morning, bemoaning the fact that it had no decent deals cooking whatsoever. And then, out of the blue, it happened. The Pirates called. And wanted Matt Morris. His 7.94 ERA since mid-June? Not a problem. That $9.5 million he's owed next year (not counting his $1 million 2009 buyout)? Not a problem. And so they swooped in and finished off a deal for Morris minutes before the deadline -- for a legit prospect (Rajai Davis), a second prospect to be chosen from an agreed-upon list and absolutely zero money changing hands. Well, it didn't take long. For the next two hours, after people around baseball learned of this deal, they couldn't stop calling, e-mailing and texting reactions that could probably be summed up with three succinct words: WHAT THE BX!GRZFDQ!!!!! Don't get us wrong here. We love Matt Morris. Terrific guy. Has had a wonderful career. Should be a fine mentor to those young Pirates starters. But the Giants were just about begging teams to take Morris and offering to chomp big chunks of his money if they had to. Then this team going nowhere dropped out of the sky and took the man and the money. What a country. "That move," said one incredulous front-office man, "is so far out of left field, it's in the Monongahela."

My head is in the sand...

Anonymous said...

I'm trying to find video of that Ike Taylor hit on Chris Henry last season. That was beautiful. Oh, and Briwatt ... that isn't the Justin you're thinking of. HAHA.