Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Meet the New Face of PittsburghFan

Congratulations all around to Midwest Jess, as she was chosen from a pool of eight finalists as the PittsburghFan 2007 Spokesmodel. Jess is 24, and hails from Louisville, KY, a city noted as a hot bed for Steeler fans. Jess was nominated by her good friend and fellow Steeler disciple, J.W. Cable, also of Louisville. "I knew she had the stuff these guys were looking for," said Cable, "she will bring great honor to the position."


Midwest Jess enjoying some leisure before assuming the office
Jess was unavailable for comment, as she was enjoying her all expenses paid trip to Sea Isle City, New Jersey, as part of her bonanza of prizes. Jess also received the highly coveted Bob Walk bobblehead as well as coupons for Blockbuster, Red Lobster and various other retail franchises.
Jess's first official day on the job will be August 8th, when she will be featured in our first annual Steelers preview. Jess's duties will include:
  • serving as official spokesmodel for PittsburghFan


  • serving as goodwill ambassador for Pittsburgh Sports bloggers


  • appearances at PittsburghFan promotions


  • maintaining readers' and writers' morale with various "displays" of team spirit

In the event that Midwest Jess cannot fulfill her duties and responsibilities, 2nd place awardee, Rhonda from Reading, will step in. We extend all the best wishes to Jess on this coming sports year!



Jess can't wait to tackle the surf of the Allegheny

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

What does it say about the women of Pittsburg that you had to pick someone from Louisville to be your spokes model? Wait a minute, I've been to Pittsburg. Never mind.....

Anonymous said...

Briwatt, please advise all Baltimore fans that Pittsburgh ends in an "H".

Anonymous said...

This website tells it all about the Pirates. A few weeks ago everything was about the baseball. Now it's midgets and hot chicks. Train wreck photos. At least the Balt guys give us something to be angry about. I'm almost numb to this season, and just in time for St. Vincent!!!!

Anonymous said...

here! here!

Bring on football

Anonymous said...

Things weren't looking too bad for the Buccos until this dismal series against the Rockies. The Rockies? I too am more than ready for Training Camp to begin. I need something to give me meaning in my life once again.

Anonymous said...

Swept by the Rockies. Hurray for the black and gold!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!