Just Send Tanks

Just weeks after Cincy Bungles ringleader Marvin Lewis commented on using the Steelers as his pattern for franchise success, particularly in the areas of player acquisition and roster management, the Queen City Pussy Cats followed their seemingly horrific judgement, once again, by signing formerly troubled defensive lineman, Tank Johnson yesterday. One would think that a franchise that has had a whopping 10 players arrested in a span of a year would steer clear of a negative media magnet, such as Johnson, regardless of how "well behaved" he has been recently. Of course, I'm just a writer, and certainly no judge of character. We wish Mr. Johnson, and the Bungles, all the success in the world during their newly formed honeymoon. Should Tank regress to his, shall we say, less than civil ways, the Bungles' legal and public relations teams should be appropriately prepared (and experienced) for the aftermath.

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