In his newest effort to become the NFL's most outrageous kicker, Jeff Reed was cited for a recent meltdown in a Westmorland County Sheetz. After pummeling a defenseless paper towel dispenser, Reed then directed his aggression (and his potty mouth) to the $8 per hour cashier. Reed did, however, pay for (and consume) three Sheetz Dogz with extra chili and relish while waiting for the local police to arrive. Rumor has it that the store owners have already listed the towel dispenser that Reed battered on eBay as sports memorabilia.
Despite his immense popularity amongst Steeler Nation, Mr. Reed forgot one of the 10 Commandments of Western PA..."thou shalt not disrespect the M.T.O."
allegedly, Reed was still angry about being rejected as the Sheetz new "4 Dollar Foot Long" model.
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