Frustrated

Mr. Orpik, PLEASE handle this...

What a shitty night for the good guys last night, as both the Penguins and the Buccos laid major eggs in stinging defeats. The similarities end there, however, as the Pens are finding themselves in unfamiliar grounds, down 2-0 in a series, while the Bucs move home to the friendly comforts of sub .500 life.

For the Penguins, just the thought of public asshole #1, Alex Ovechkin triumphing with such gusto is enough to send the meekest family man downtown in the back of a police cruiser.

For the Bucs, just the idea of losing 16 consecutive times to any team, let alone the Brew Crew, is more than enough to ruin my day.

Oh, and to top it all off, the Steelers officially announced the cutting of Larry Foote. At this point, the only news left to come out of the 'Burgh as that Big Ben is a cross dresser...

Happy friggin' 40th, MP!!