Like Son, Like Mother

In a season riddled with underachievement, and marred with embarrassments, the Pittsburgh Steelers just managed to earn yet another instant punch line, as Mildred Harrison, the elderly mother of linebacker James Harrison, has been arrested following a drunken brawl in Akron.

On this latest sad day in the Steelers' lost season, one can only think back to simpler times, when only our kickers were warranting assault charges. Of course, some analysts are rumoring the Steelers possible signing of Ms. Harrison, simply suggesting that she shows more tenacity than her son or his defensive mates.

Well, finally, someone unleashed hell...