Wednesday, October 1, 2008

He's Back

After a few lonely months without him, Pittsburgh is all a clamor over the return of the dreadlocked, laundry hamper pooping, baby mom slapping, stairmaster slippin' train wreck otherwise known as Najeh Davenport.
The Dump Truck pulled into the Burgh yesterday afternoon, just in time to be the newest misfit added to Coach Tomlin's backfield of bandaids. Sunday night's stable of runners should look like this: Najeh, the unflappable Mewelde Moore, Carey Davis (on one good ankle), Gary Russell (a step faster than Andy Russell, but less comical than Nipsey Russell), and of course, the plodding Penn Stater , Sean McHugh. Seriously, Franco and Rocky Bleier can rest assured that their lockers in the Great Hall are not in jeopardy.



only O.J. has seen more court dates than the beleaguered Davenport
The return of Davenport drove home Chairman Dan Rooney's time honored position on off field conduct...bad eggs are NOT welcome on the North Shore, unless, of course, there are enough injuries to starters, and then anything goes. This writer can only speculate how long it will be before Verron Hayes and his rubber checkbook are welcomed home.
Expect more big things from Mewelde Moore, who finally got into the action on Monday night. The lone back, red gun thing may be what the doctor ordered for this woeful line.


Moore getting his chin strap adjusted by linebacker and part time equipment manager, Larry Foote
Speaking of Monday night. A few game balls from my perspective: Big Ben for finally driving his foot up the offense's collective asses, the aforementioned Moore, the linebacking corps, San Holmes, and of course, the girls up in section 114.
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September always ushers in a fresh crop



Don't look now Dallas fans, but it appears that Jessica Simpson has changed her colors

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Naje will run over the Jaggies just like he did in the playoffs LOL. FWP is back soon?