- less pictures of me
- more pictures of hot women
- more variety in sports coverage
- more pictures of hot women
Well, you all will be glad to know that items 2 and 4 will be covered in good time. We got a few things cooking. I'll devote today's post to request # 3 - more variety in sports coverage.
My good friend Johnny C just turned me on to some of the most riveting sports programming of all time. The Rock Paper Scissors Championships on...
Seriously, no shit. Again,...no shit. This mind blowing waste of programming airspace came on around 3:30 am a few nights back. For those that haven't already stopped reading this post, here are some pictures of this dramatic tournament...
rock crushing scissors to advance to semis
first ever female division
After 10 minutes of that insanity, I clicked around to find other mind numbing ideas that ESPN dreamt up. Then I found the motherload.
The ESPN2 Little People Olympics
Wow! Billed as the finest display of world class athletes under four feet tall. This, I got to see. Some of the events:
Midget Basketball
#14 looking curiously like Steve Nash
Midget Boxing
not sure this was sanctioned by the WBA
Midget Jumbo Jet Pulling
It takes about 400 little people to pull a Boeing 747
Midget Hurling
World record holder "Captain Shrimpy"
Midget Streaking
this event is banned in over 12 states
Half time performers "Lil Bump and Grind"
Mini Kiss plays National Anthem and "Detroit Dwarf City"
I don't think the winners earned any prize money. I did hear that the finalists got the complete Lord of the Rings box set, as well as other low budget prizes.
senior bracket champion, Stumpy McGill, was awarded this 50 pound tuna
