Thursday, February 25, 2010

The D Word

Disgusting, derisible, dreadful, disturbing, disastrous. All words that start with the letter D, and all words that can be definitively applied to the Pittsburgh Pirates baseball club over the last 17+ seasons. Oh, did I forget despicable? How about debacle? Doomed?
I think its high time we added delusional to the docket, as team president Frank Coonelly recently used the most divine of all D words in conjunction with his doormat franchise. DYNASTY. Yep, dynasty! This type of delirious depiction dictated from an organization's director is nothing short of dereliction of duty. Certainly, Coonelly, the distinguished dean of Pirate baseball has witnessed the downfall displayed by his organization over the last duo of decades. So, what, pray tell, has Coonelly discovered to deliver this dumbfounding devotion? Who knows, perhaps its his way of deliberately deceiving the demos. Maybe he's on drugs, or perhaps he's been drinking too much Dewar's or Drambuie. Although I can't yet board Coonelly's dray destined for deliverance, I will not demur, as I am decisively determined to stand by my declaration that this season will be one of distinction. As the drama delicately disentangles...

QUICK HITTERS (Sans D words):
  • The Pedro Alvarez buzz continues to amplify. The likelihood of seeing Alvarez as a regular on the parent team by July 1 is becoming greater by the day.
  • Neat SI article on potential staff ace Ross Ohlendorf. Of course, if recent Pirate history with up and coming aces serves correctly, Ohlendorf will either struggle in 2010, or battle injuries, or most likely, both.
  • Wild card Bucco alert: Jose Tabata. Behind Alvarez, Tabata is the best Bucco hitting prospect, and like Alvarez, could be playing alongside Andrew McCutchen soon.
  • The closer situation is currently the Bucs' biggest concern. Just read the tagline written by the sponsor of incoming reliever Octavio Dotel's baseball-reference.com page. "Worst closer of all time." An actual committee formed to impeach a relief pitcher??? Wow! Let's hope that Dotel does not make my next drove of D words!

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

How To Piss Off A Fat Man

Life presents many deep questions. To be or not to be? If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, did it make a sound? Is Lady Gaga really a dude? Add another inquiry to this list. Would you rather have a pissed off Casey Hampton on your roster, would you rather try to financially appease him with a long term contract, at the risk of being saddled with another huge contract doled out to a 30 something defender, or would you rather just move on, leaving a gaping hole in the middle of your once dominant defensive line?
The Steelers' front office is carefully pondering all three scanarios in their most current free agency conundrum, as they consider the use of the franchise tag while they continue to pursue a long term deal. The Hampton situation is one that will surely require front officemen Kevin Colbert and Omar Khan to earn their big boy bucks. This negotiation has more wrinkles than Hampton's enormous belly has stretch marks. The realities are simple: Hampton, a player already noted for an occasionally disagreeable attitude, has made it perfectly clear that he wants no part of the franchise tag. His reasoning, although seemingly greedy, is fiscally sound. At his age (33), a single year deal greatly reduces his opportunity for one last long term deal, and with it the large stack of guaranteed cash that comes via the signing bonus. Coming off another Pro Bowl season, and in decent health, Hampton will most likely never have this roster value again. Should he agree to a one year tender, and then have a unproductive season, or worse, sustain a serious injury, his chances of a juicy long term deal in 2011, at age 34, would be remote.

who wouldn't drop $30 million on this guy.
The Steelers' viewpoint is basically the same, only from the reverse angle. At Hampton's age and mileage, and given the fact that his overall conditioning is, well, less than stellar, it's a safe conclusion that his shelf life of high performance is probably three seasons or less. Let's also remember that Hampton has at least one major knee surgery on the books, and at 330+ pounds, his knees are already under formidable siege. Now the economics kick in. The team is already sitting on long term deals to elder defenders like James Farrior, James Harrison, and Brett Keisel. Guaranteeing mega bucks to yet another gray beard could prove to be financially strapping, if not disastrous down the road. So what does the armchair GM inside you say to do?
The public message that the team continually sends is that one viable course of action is to tag Hampton (most likely Franchise - Non Restricted), and then earnestly work towards a long term deal, like the handling of the Max Starks scenario from a year ago. The big difference between the two situations is that Starks was significantly younger, and the long term deal was much more viable to the team, in terms of recouping the bonus loot.
The Hampton camp appears to be ready for the forthcoming tag, and is now emitting softer messages regarding the potential action. Regardless of what road the team takes, it is critical to the overall success of the defense to get the Big Snack under contract for at least 2010. As said here before, Hampton devours running lanes like they were made of cookie dough, and his loss would be as enormous as his appetite. Perhaps the hidden leverage is that 2010 will most likely be an uncapped year, without a new collective bargaining agreement in tact. Maybe some North Shore hocus pocus can be spun, and maybe a long term deal can be struck with an exaggerated weight (no pun intended) placed on the 2010 season. Who knows? I imagine that by the time you are all in your afternoon drive, the decision will have been announced.

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Onwards and Upwards

Although the mission statement of this blog clearly states it's passion for reporting the ups and downs of the Steel City's three storied professional sports teams, it has become commonplace to include early spring articles regarding the most consistent of all Pittsburgh programs: the University of Pittsburgh Panthers Men's Basketball Team.
Following last week's robust performance that included a tough road win over Marquette and a strong victory over Final Four candidate Villanova, the Pitt hoops squad once again galvanized interest and optimism of yet another potentially memorable season. Considering that the team is perched at #12 in the AP Poll with a more than respectable record of 21-6 while in the midst of the so-called 'rebuilding season' following the exodus of both Dejuan Blair and Sam Young, one must now recognize the strength of this program and it's unflappable coach. Ron Cook's recent PG article convincingly argues that Pitt has not only been one of the strongest basketball programs in the Big East over almost an entire decade, they have been one of the toughest and most consistent teams in the nation over that time frame. The fact that coach Jamie Dixon holds the Big East all time league win percentage lead over names like Boeheim, Thompson, and Pitino is a staggering source of pride, and a testament to consistent excellence. Consistent excellence...isn't that a wonderful phrase to have associated with an organization?

With four regular season games remaining against four opponents all located in the bottom half of the Big East, Pitt is once again posturing themselves for an intriguing spring. Where this year's ride ends is anyone's guess. We all know that Pitt tends to ramp it up in the Big East Tourney, only to underachive in the big dance of the NCAA's. The latter is another boogeyman that Dixon will one day confront and overcome. For today, let's embrace my newest 5 cent accolade...Consistent Excellence.