Tomlin Named Most Sexy

Although Mike Tomlin may have screwed up a few major decisions down the stretch of the 2007 season, he apparently looked great in doing so, as he was named "Sexiest NFL Coach" by Victoria's Secret. This ringing endorsement by a collection of Eastern Europe's hottest and most illiterate women is yet another milestone not attained by predecessors Bill Cowher or Chuck Noll. (note: Noll was runner up to the ever dapper Tom Landry in 1975 and 1978)


Noll embodied the strong silent type that chicks really dug in the mid 70's.
Tomlin was not the only NFL head man taking home some hardware from the Sexy Awards. Here's a few of the other winners.

SEXIEST COACH - Large Man Category: Andy Reid


Despite some recent family troubles, Reid is still large and in charge as the NFL's reigning fat man.

BEST MULLET: Jeff Fisher
BEST FACIAL HAIR: Jeff Fisher
BEST NASCAR LOOK: Jeff Fisher

Fisher continues to moisten the panties of those southern belles with his redneck looks and charm. At this point in his career, that mullet is almost ready for the lifetime achievement award.


Fisher's mullet and NASCAR shades will someday be in Canton

BEST DRESSED: Bill Belichick

Why not? How many 55 year old multi millionaires can look this good wearing a sawed off hoodie? Let's hope The Genius breaks out his nicest sweatshirt this weekend. How better to be coronated as the NFL's greatest coach, than by dressing like the bum from the bowling alley.


The Genius may be adding a dark hoodie to his wardrobe in 2008