Saturday, October 6, 2007

1st Quarter Grades

Reporting time is here again, and I have enlisted a few of my lovely teacher friends to help us grade the Men of Steel through Week 4. Now, as I have stated numerous times throughout the summer, these reviews are based on personal opinion. Feel free to comment with your own thoughts if you disagree. Better yet, start your own blog, so I can bust your balls. It's been a tough week, sorry...
I broke down the team into the following categories; quarterbacks, running backs, receivers/tight ends, offensive line, defensive line, linebackers, defensive backs, special teams, and coaching. Yeah, I know, I copycatted the guy from the Gazette.


Ms. Davis says grades are forthcoming

QUARTERBACKS:
This has been the Ben we expected last year, prior to the Evil Knievel shit. I'm very impressed with his improvisations and game management. Only 3 ints through his first 100+ passes is a stark contrast to last year. It would be very nice to see Ben develop his game into Pro Bowl form. I can't give him perfect marks, as he has missed some plays and has made a few forced decisions as he tried to do too much.
GRADE: A-
RUNNING BACKS:
Fast Willie has been huge through the first three weeks. Week 4 was a let down, although it didn't appear that anyone could run on the Cards. If his health holds up, I expect Parker to wind up with some huge numbers. Of course there are still those out who want to compare him Barry Sanders and tell you that he's not our style of runner. (Tony, does Nanna read this blog?)
GRADE: A-
RECEIVERS/TIGHT ENDS:
This group is improved, but they could be better. The absence of Ward last week showed us that we are short in possession guys. San Holmes continues to develop into a big game breaker,
and has the upside of a potential Isaac Bruce or Terrel Owens type guy. Nate Washington is still a middle of the road guy to me. Sometimes he makes a play, sometimes he drops the ball. He's been hit or miss since last season. Ced Wilson has vanished after a great exhibition. The tight ends are an emerging bunch, and appear to be poised to play a significant role in the Arians offense, especially when the cold air starts blowing in off the Allegheny.
GRADE: B-
OFFENSIVE LINE:
This group seems troublesome. The Steelers success over the last 30+ years has been predicated on dominance at the O line. This isn't science, great teams generally control the trench warfare, on both sides of the ball. The line seems to run block quite well, but the pass protection has been shoddy and sporadic. Frankly, a less mobile QB is probably looking at 15 sacks through the first four games. That's not going to cut it when we start playing teams like the Ravens and the Pats. Expect changes here.
GRADE: C
DEFENSIVE LINE:
A good bunch. Quietly underrated. Aaron Smith continues to play the unheralded workman on the end. Just so we are all straight here, Aaron Smith is one of the most solid, well rounded, and team oriented football players to ever grace the North Shore. Outside of Pittsburgh, he's one of those 'best players you never heard of' type guys. Casey Hampton continues to devour runners and pizzas (in Pro Bowl fashion with both), and Brett Keisel is emerging into one of those Cowher-esque defenders that just wreaks havoc on the field.
GRADE: A
LINEBACKERS:
Every sports writer in America took shots at Steeltown's lack of linebacker depth during the summer. The Joey Porter exodus was doomsday for us. Timmons and Woodley were overvalued. Well, I think someone deserves an apology. James Harrison has blossomed into the ruthless baby killing stud that sickens your opponent with fear. I think you need to go the whole way back to Greg Lloyd to find a guy that plays angrier. The inside guys (Foote, Farrior) are just as solid as ever, and the rooks like ok.
GRADE: A-
DEFENSIVE BACKS:
These guys have really stepped up their game thus far. Well, really, the step up is really the recovery of Ike Taylor. Troy Polamalu is the diffference maker when healthy. Townsend is steady as always.
GRADE: B+
SPECIAL TEAMS:
Clearly the most improved area on the team. Coverages are better (excluding the gaffe last week) and returns have been solid with few mistakes. The rookie punter looks like he may be a Northshore staple for years to come, and Jeff Reed is 100% in field goals, and more noticeably, his kickoffs have gotten deeper.
GRADE: B+
COACHING:
Now that the media is done telling you how Whiz beat us last week, we can take a reality check. We have a new coach with a handful of new assistants, and we are 3-1 while playing some exciting football. The playbook is wider now, and the team has a re-newed focus. The coach seems poised and very much in charge of his team. The nuances still need tinkering,...challenges, etc. On a whole, I like this guy and his staff.
GRADE: A-

TEAM OVERALL: A-

Ms. Smallbush says 'keep it up'

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Brian, I agree with you about the line, but the local coverage guys are raving about it. How many sacks have they given up?

Anonymous said...

A+ for Ms. Davis.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Yo Briwatt

Since there was no post after the demolition of the Seahawks, I am guessing there will not be any more football posts until after the game in mile high...

Let’s see if we can get a little Penguin talk going here…Three games in and two points on the board. Way too early to panic, but you have to wonder why this offensive laden team is having trouble ringing the siren. Well, let’s take a look. The power play was the bread and butter last year. So far this year it has been a pedestrian 3 for 16. Crosby is also off to a slow start (yes, I admit many NHL players would love to start that slow…but by his standards, and for the guy that is supposed to save hockey, it is slow). Again, way too early to get concerned, but I for one am ready to see a break out game…say maybe 3 points or so.

The big acquisition was Pater Sykora, a 50 point defenseman that is supposed to steady the Defense and help the power play. He had a great game in the win against Anaheim (3 points) but was -1 in each of the losses.

The key to hockey is typically goal tending and the power play. Fluery has been ok at best in the first three games (well below ok in the first game…he got “chased”). Coming off his best season ever it is difficult to figure out what to expect from him this year. If the Pens are going to be the team that the NHL wants them to be, he will need to play solid. He is still learning and I am still hopeful that he will develop into that elite goalie (reality is this team should win with a solid goalie). The power play will come around. Look for these young guns to break out over the next couple games.

It is time to hear the siren and see the lights flashing.

Anonymous said...

Crosby is battling a foot injury. Expect the offense to start gelling in November.

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Anonymous said...

Did the Patiriots clinch the division this weekend? I wonder what the recdord is for the earliest clinch of a division. They likely will challenge it based on the crap in that division.

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