Last night, Adam LaRoche banged out an astonishing 3 hits, while Jason Bay, the Titanic of outfielders, went 0 for 2, locking the two sluggers at .246. "Wow, I had no idea my numbers were identical to Jason's", said a surprised LaRoche, "this has truly been a remarkable season." Remarkable, indeed. One clubhouse report revealed that the duo is also excited about the protential of combining for 300 strikeouts. "Let's see A Rod and Jeter do that!" exclaimed Bay, as he practiced his 'caught looking' check swing. We wish the best of luck to both sluggers in all their dubious quest
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the similarities are shocking
3 comments:
To think Jason was the poster child of Pirate Baseball - actually, I guess that would still work!
It's football season, Dude. Lets just hope the Steelers arent't chasing a .250 win percentage.
We are the first team to sign the # 1 draft choice in the upper half of the draft. It will be interesting to see if Timmons can push Harrison for a job.
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